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if i said u had a great body would u hold it against me?
don't cross ur legs, that could be my supper ur squashing.
wanna come back to mine for a cuppa and a sticky finger?
if u think my truck is dirty, u shud spend a night with me.
your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!
[Grab her pussy] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
*There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.*
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck (then she slaps you and you say) what? you don't like pizza!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
*Wet finger and rub it on her clothes* then say: hey lets get you outta these wet clothes
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
 8yrs Later At The Pure Age Of 23....And Still A Twat! |
